🤡 40 Days of Chaos: US Shutdown Turns Crypto ETF Saga into a Dostoevskian Farce 🤡

Reports, those harbingers of truth, reveal a grim picture: the Securities and Exchange Commission, once a bustling hive, now operates with a skeleton crew. Rulemakings are postponed, approval windows slammed shut. Applicants, poor souls, are left to languish in the purgatory of waiting, their hopes for swift sign-offs dashed against the rocks of inertia. Is this not the very essence of existential despair? 🌀

Most Important Co-Op Games

Co-op gaming is better than ever thanks to advancements in consoles, the internet, and technology. Players worldwide can now easily team up online in games like *Borderlands 4* or *Diablo 4*, or even play together locally on the same couch. These shared experiences have been crucial in shaping and improving many popular game genres.

🚨 Crypto Carnage: $536M Vanishes in a Puff of Digital Smoke! 🚨

Ah, the ETFs-those fickle creatures of finance. It seems they’ve decided to pack their digital suitcases and bid adieu, leaving Bitcoin and Ethereum in a state of utter disarray. Crypto analyst Jana, ever the dramatic soul, has dubbed this fiasco “Bloody Friday,” a moniker that, while slightly less theatrical than last week’s debacle, still manages to capture the essence of the carnage. Bitcoin, poor dear, has tumbled 13.3% in seven days, while Ethereum, never one to be outdone, has slid 17.8% in the past month. At last glance, Bitcoin was clinging to $106,940, and Ethereum was hovering around $3,870-both looking rather worse for wear. 😱

November 11 Is Going To Be a Big Day for Phasmophobia Fans

Kinetic Games, the creators of *Phasmophobia*, first showed off Nell’s Diner in early August 2025. The map is built like an old, forgotten retro diner and is relatively small. The studio, based in Britain, initially hoped to release it by the end of 2025, but didn’t give a specific date.

Sleeping Dogs Film Adaptation Gets Exciting Update

I’m so excited about the Sleeping Dogs movie! This game came out back in 2012 and quickly became a fan favorite – it’s set in Hong Kong and you play as a cop going undercover, doing crazy parkour and martial arts. It’s a shame it didn’t sell well at the time and a sequel seemed impossible. But now, Simu Liu – you know, Shang-Chi from the Marvel movies – is going to play Wei Shen, the main character, and he says the movie is actually further along in development than anyone realizes! It’s awesome to see this game getting a new life.

Upcoming Action-RPGs Similar to Skyrim

If you enjoyed Skyrim, here are some upcoming games that offer similar adventures. Expect exciting combat, challenging monsters, and complex stories centered around political conflicts and times of great change.

Borderlands 4 Players Have Until October 20 to Redeem 3 More Shift Codes

Collecting powerful weapons and gear is central to the *Borderlands 4* experience. Golden Keys, obtained through SHiFT codes, give players a chance to unlock highly sought-after Legendary weapons from special Golden Chests located in key areas like Belton’s Bore, Carcadia, The Lockaway, and The Launchpad. Players can connect their gaming account to the SHiFT website to enter these codes and receive Golden Keys directly into their game.