Altcoin Drama: Speculators Bail, Bitcoin Sits Pretty 😂💸

Glassnode, the Sherlock Holmes of on-chain analytics, dropped their weekly report, and it’s a real buzzkill. 🕵️‍♂️ Apparently, altcoins are experiencing a “broad cooldown in speculation.” Translation: everyone’s too scared to play with leverage anymore. 😱 The metric in question? “Open Interest,” aka the total number of positions still open on derivatives exchanges. When it drops, it’s like the dance floor cleared at 9 PM. 🕺💨

Steam Game with ‘Very Positive’ Reviews Is Free to Play for Limited Time

I’m a big fan of strategy games, and the Age of Wonders series is always a solid pick on Steam. The fourth one, which came out last year, is still going strong – it’s got around 80% positive reviews right now, and SteamDB shows a lot of us are still playing it regularly. It’s awesome to see a game keep a dedicated fanbase like that!

FDIC’s Blockchain Gambit: Can Banks Save Us From Ourselves? 🤑💻

“A deposit is a deposit,” Hill intoned, as if reciting a mantra to ward off madness. Whether it rests in a vault or on a blockchain, it must retain its value and protections, he insisted. One imagines the FDIC as a weary monk, now tasked with insuring digital tokens instead of dusty coins. The upcoming guidance, they say, will clarify how insured tokenized deposits might function. Clarify? Perhaps. Resolve the deeper existential crisis of whether money can truly exist without a physical form? Never. For in this brave new world, even the FDIC’s $250,000 limit feels like a relic of a simpler age-or a cruel joke.

Bitcoin’s Edge: A Plunge or a Miracle? 🚀💸

Though the technical analyses suggest a potential rebound, the gloomy economic forecasts, replete with recessionary specters and tariff-induced turmoil, cast a shadow over this optimism. One might say the global economy is less a thriving organism and more a poorly maintained Victorian clockwork. ⏳

The Most Original RPGs Of All Time

Beyond the well-known RPGs like Final Fantasy 7, Persona 5, Baldur’s Gate 3, and Diablo 2, there are truly unique games. While some may inspire sequels, these RPGs stand out as completely original experiences—either essential to play or so innovative they have to be seen to be appreciated.