Altcoin Drama: Speculators Bail, Bitcoin Sits Pretty 😂💸

Glassnode, the Sherlock Holmes of on-chain analytics, dropped their weekly report, and it’s a real buzzkill. 🕵️♂️ Apparently, altcoins are experiencing a “broad cooldown in speculation.” Translation: everyone’s too scared to play with leverage anymore. 😱 The metric in question? “Open Interest,” aka the total number of positions still open on derivatives exchanges. When it drops, it’s like the dance floor cleared at 9 PM. 🕺💨






