Bitcoin Weeps at $105k While Gold Flexes-Cue the Vampiric Bankers ๐๐

While Bitcoin sobbed into its blockchain, gold did what gold does best: stood there, inert and smug, accumulating reverence like dust on a forgotten Nobel. Spot gold, that imperious sun-disc, rose majestically past $4,300 per ounce, peaking flirtatiously near $4,312. Futures? Oh, they dallied at $4,328.70, as if lingering for applause. Record highs! The biggest weekly gain since the financial apocalypse of 2008! Investors, trembling like leaves in a collective nervous breakdown, rushed toward gold the way moths do to a flame-except, in this case, the flame doesnโt burn. It just sits there, glinting, saying: Iโve outlived your apps. Iโll outlive your memories. ๐๐ฒ๐พ








