How the GENIUS Act Might Make Your Wallet Smarter (or Just Confuse the Hell Out of You)
Our hero William Quigley, a man with more blockchain credentials than a Swiss Army Knife, stepped into the spotlight. He explained that the GENIUS Act—signed by none other than President Trump (yes, the one who still thinks Twitter is a new kind of bird)—doesn’t actually require blockchain but sure as heck sets rules for reserve, redemption, and compliance. Basically, it’s like giving a cookbook to someone who can’t cook but still wants to make the perfect souffle—if the souffle was a stablecoin, and the cookbook was a vague set of guidelines. 🍰