Ah, the theatrics of it all! A few “possibly manipulated leverage flushes” (how delightfully vague) have graced the stage over the past fortnight, yet the asset remains as directionless as a dandy at a temperance meeting. Alphractal CEO Joao Wedson, ever the dramatist, declared Bitcoin at a “critical on-chain support” level, as if the poor thing were clinging to a chandelier at a Wildean soirée. His “Realized Cap Impulse” is testing a “decisive region”-historically, a zone where Bitcoin pauses for a cigarette before either collapsing elegantly or ascending with a flourish. But, darling, demand must emerge now, lest the whole affair descend into farce.