Whales Wobble: Bitcoin’s $70k Hurdle & the $335M Sell That Broke the Internet (Not Really)

Short-term moves hit fast, like that one time your ex texted you out of the blue. But the bigger picture? That’s the slow burn, the existential dread of realizing your portfolio looks like a ghost town. And right now, the market is just… marinating in its own confusion. Exactly like that cycle.








