Coinbase’s Grand Delusion: Stocks, Crypto, and the Soul of Greed
Coinbase Global Inc. (Nasdaq: COIN), that harbinger of financial hubris, hath flung open its gates to the unwashed masses, offering them 8,000+ stocks to trade alongside their crypto trinkets. On February 24, this digital Behemoth, in league with Yahoo Finance, proclaimed its grand vision: to become the one-stop shop for the financially desperate, the greedy, and the deluded. Ah, what a spectacle of human folly!








