Banks & Crypto?! 🤯 You Won’t Believe This!
So, these titans of finance – Citi (NYSE: C) and JPMorgan (NYSE: JPM) – are suddenly very, very interested in blockchain and cryptocurrency. Shocking. Citi told CNBC (because they *need* to tell CNBC everything) that they’re aiming for a crypto custody platform in 2026. 2026! Like, I’ll probably be living on Mars by then. Meanwhile, JPMorgan is still “exploring” stablecoins and tokenized payments. It’s all very exciting if you find watching paint dry…compelling. They’re prepping for the digital currency invasion, now that the US regulators have *finally* decided what’s what…mostly.







