Aster’s Fake Volumes: Crypto’s Wildest Scam Yet? 💸
Over on X, the good people were railing like preachers at a tent revival, tearing into Aster for cookin’ the books to seem all respectable. “Aster volumes bein’ phony as a three-dollar bill? That’s just crypto’s crime lords fleecin’ the fools again!” barked trader 0xSisyphus, paintin’ it as the sorry state of a market bought and traded like old cattle. Others, like @knveth, smirked and shrugged, wonderin’ why anyone’s jaw dropped, sayin’ “Fakin’ the books? Always been Aster’s crooked game!” Sarcasm drippin’ like summer sweat, they rolled their eyes at the audacity. 💀





