LIT Token’s 13% Surge: A Tale of Fees and Whales 🚀💰
A sudden rally, as if by magic, followed the Lighter team’s announcement that all fees would be funneled into LIT tokens. A plan as cunning as it is commendable! 🧠
Cloudhead Games Lays Off 70% of Staff After Landing in an ‘Impossible Position’
Honestly, VR’s been struggling for a few reasons. Getting money for VR projects is tough, there are still some big hurdles to making it really take off, and the whole gaming market has just been a bit slow lately. It’s a combination of things holding it back.
Escape from Tarkov’s Ending Was ‘Changed’, But Not How Players Were Expecting
A flaw in the game’s design meant the boat couldn’t accommodate everyone trying to escape. One player asked the developers on social media to increase the number of seats, but Battlestate Games responded that the issue had already been fixed.
Games Where You’re Not Just The Hero: You’re A Resident
You can still be a hero when the opportunity arises, but these games also offer a more down-to-earth experience. They let you become part of a community and enjoy simpler, more relaxing activities as a local resident. These games capture that feeling really well.
HyperX Reveals Headset That Uses AI to Read Your Brain and Make You Faster
HyperX and Neurable are working together to help gamers understand how their brains are performing while they play, with the goal of making them react faster in the game.
Vitalik’s Ethereum Rant: Why Your UX Sucks & Decentralization Rules 😏
In his latest diatribe-delivered, one assumes, between sips of lukewarm kombucha-Buterin scolded developers for their obsession with “progress.” Efficiency? Convenience? Mere illusions, he hissed, designed to lull users into surrendering to the dark lords of centralization. (Dramatic? Perhaps. But have you met crypto Twitter?)
Bored Ape Yacht Club: Billion-Dollar Dust Bunnies
In a universe where logic walks barefoot and Newton’s laws take vacations, the Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) stands as a monument to the sheer audacity of gullibility. Launched in 2021 as if someone thought JPEGs could transcend their own nullity, this project turned “vibes only” into a multi-billion-dollar punchline.
Quantum Computing’s Next Act: Scaling Through Software
A new system architecture tackles the challenges of running multiple quantum programs concurrently, paving the way for more efficient use of scarce quantum resources.
🚀 Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Bulls, Bears, and Gogol’s Ghosts! 👻
Behold, more Bitcoin is returning to profit, like a prodigal son stumbling back home after a night of questionable decisions. Loss-taking is declining, and realized losses are shrinking faster than a bureaucrat’s conscience. “Holder sentiment is improving,” they say, though one wonders if this sentiment is as fragile as a Gogol protagonist’s ego. 😏