If Bitcoin Plunges 50%, Will Aliens Rescue It? 🤔🚀

According to the wise and slightly caffeine-deprived Bloomberg sage Mike McGlone, Bitcoin might be on a bumpy road to somewhere around $56,000, which he charmingly dubs a “Speed Bump Toward $56,000.” Apparently, past rallies have the habit of reverting to their 48-month average-because why not?-and this could mean a graceful fall of almost 50% if the downward trend insists on playing hard to get. The market’s favorite drama critics are waving their arms wildly, warning of impending doom with the enthusiasm of a soap opera star.







