10 Best Games Like Absolum

Side-scrolling beat ’em ups are classic games that have remained popular over the years, and despite not having many new releases recently, there are still plenty of great titles available if you enjoyed Absolum.

Pokemon Legends Z-A Teases Mega Dimension DLC Reveal

On September 12th, The Pokemon Company announced the Pokemon Legends: Z-A Mega Dimension DLC, well before the game’s release. The announcement showed off new Mega Evolutions for Raichu, and because the DLC and the game itself center around Mega Evolutions, players can expect even more to be revealed. Although rumors have been circulating, official details have been limited – but that’s about to change.

MetaPlanet’s $100M BTC Loan: Smart Move or Financial Folly?

Japanese investment firm MetaPlanet, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of traditional bankers and excitement into the souls of crypto enthusiasts, has pulled off a financial feat worthy of a West End musical. On October 31st-the most auspicious date for anything-they announced a Y15.3 billion loan, using their BTC hoard as collateral. A masterstroke? Perhaps. A recipe for chaos? Possibly. But then again, who needs caution when you’re dealing in cryptocurrency? 💸

Binance’s 160% Coin Miracle! 🧙‍♂️💸 #CryptoChaos

The behemoth of Binance, with its omnipotent hand, extended its patronage to the obscure token Momentum (MMT), embedding it within the labyrinthine corridors of its platforms, from the Simple Earn to the treacherous waters of Futures trading. A mere announcement, yet it ignited a conflagration of speculation, propelling MMT to heights previously reserved for the most revered of cryptocurrencies.

Football Manager 26 Launch Is Steam’s 7th Worst Game Ever

So, Sports Interactive, the team behind the game, basically said it just wasn’t good enough for us, their players. They admitted it didn’t meet the quality we expect, and that’s why they pulled the plug on the whole thing. It was disappointing, but I get wanting to release something truly polished.

Battlefield 6 Update Overhauls Challenges and Assignments

Despite a huge launch for Battlefield 6, many players have expressed frustration with certain aspects of the game. A key issue has been weapon bloom, and the developers at Battlefield Studios have been consistently tweaking it to improve gameplay. They’ve also recently implemented a significant update to the game’s challenges and assignments.

Marvel Boss Implies Insomniac Will Develop More Superhero Games After Wolverine

Insomniac Games first gained recognition for the popular Ratchet & Clank and Spyro the Dragon series. While a new Ratchet & Clank game came out in 2021, the studio has recently become known for developing Marvel games. They started with Marvel’s Spider-Man in 2018, followed by a spin-off featuring Miles Morales in 2020, and then a full sequel in 2023. Now, Insomniac is working on a new game starring Marvel’s Wolverine, which is currently scheduled for release in 2026 after being announced back in 2021.

Bitcoin’s 2-Year Expiration Date: Thanks, Quantum Computers! 🕒💥

The “Quantum Doom Clock” (because nothing says optimism like a countdown to financial apocalypse) bases this on “science.” It claims that in two years, four months, and two days, quantum processors will hit 1,673 logical qubits. That’s enough to turn Bitcoin’s encryption into the digital equivalent of a Post-it note sealed with a kiss. Elliptic curves? RSA? Just fancy math terms for “hope you like losing money.”