Bitcoin Circus: Ark’s Mad ETFs For the Poorer Gamblers! 💸🌀
Cathie Wood’s Ark is plunging deeper into this Bitcoin abyss, hurling forth ETFs with tricks up their sleeves to woo the institutional lords. On that fateful Tuesday, October 14, they shot these proposals-Bitcoin Yield ETF and ARK DIET Bitcoin 1 and 2-at the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. Yield and hedge against the storm, they promise, offering the bigwigs more ropes to dance upon this crypto tightrope without falling into the chasm below. 🕺







