BlackRock’s New Staked ETH ETF? Hold My Beer (and My Cryptographic Keys) 🍻🔐
Yes, the financial colossus – yes, that one, the ones who manage more money than some galaxies contain stars – has filed a name registration in Delaware for a staked Ethereum ETF. Now, for the uninitiated (bless your hearts), a Delaware name registration is basically the financial equivalent of saying “Hey, universe, I’m thinking about getting a dog.” It’s not a dog yet. But it might be a dog. A very well-dressed, SEC-compliant golden retriever of a dog.








