Coinbase Chief Declares Bitcoin the New Gold—While Markets Scream in Chaos! 🚀💸
Apparently unfazed by the recent dips, Armstrong’s twinkle of optimism lit up the show, claiming that Bitcoin’s qualities eclipse even gold—yes, gold! That shiny, heavy thing your Victorian aunt keeps in a safe. Gold, he says, is lovely and all, but Bitcoin is the star of the show: portable, transparent, and too rebellious to be tamed by any government overlord. Isn’t that charming? 💼✨