Crypto’s Frozen Epic: BTC Plunges Like Zhivago’s Snow! ❄️📉
Ethereum, poor wanderer, strains against the $4,000 barrier, dipping to $3,942 in despair before hauling itself up. Down almost 2%, it hovers at $4,050, sellers smirking from the shadows. Ripple’s XRP sulks 2% lower, Solana’s SOL-oh, the irony-plummets nearly 4% to $196, while Dogecoin barks a 2% retreat, Cardano’s ADA whimpers 2.30% to $0.678. Chainlink lingers at $18.39, Stellar’s XLM fades 2.50%, Hedera’s HBAR slumps over 3% to $0.181. Litecoin, Toncoin, Polkadot-all bear the brunt, tumbling in this mock-heroic rout. As if the gods of finance weren’t laughing enough already! 😏








