ASTER Soars 10% on $1 Drama! 🚀 Is This ‘Token’ Magic or Just Luck?

The cryptocurrency ASTER slinked into a ditch and traded at $1.26, surviving a 10% rally that would make a jalopy weep. Technical analysts cried “structural integrity!” as if a price chart is a house made of lard and wishful thinking. Token unlocks, delayed like a toddler’s bedtime after Halloween candy-saved the day. 🦇






