tag, and not repeated in the body. Also, retain all images in their places. Add humor, sarcasm, and emojis. Looking at the original title: “Ukrainians Shield From War’s Economic Impact With Bitcoin, Crypto Investment Strategy, Survey Finds”. A Terry Pratchett-style clickbait title might be something like “Ukraine’s New Defense: Bitcoin and a Bit of Magic (Survey Says…)” – but I need to keep it under 100 characters. Maybe “Ukrainians Diversify Portfolios: Bitcoin Over Bank Notes (Survey Says…)” – but that’s 73 characters. Let me check the exact count. Let me think of something snappier and more Pratchett-like. Maybe “Ukraine’s Financial Sword: Bitcoin, Not Broadswords (Survey Alerts!)” – but maybe too long. Let me try: “Ukrainians Trade Rubles for Bitcoin: Survey Reveals Financial Witchcraft”. Hmm, maybe. Wait, the original title mentions crypto investment strategy. How about “Ukrainians Swap Banks for Bitcoin: Survey Proves Crypto is the New Black”? That’s 68 characters. Or “Ukraine’s Economic Armor: Bitcoin & Crypto (Survey Spells It Out)”. Maybe “Ukraine’s New Treasury: Bitcoin, Not Bombs (Survey Says…)”? Let me check the character count. “Ukraine’s New Treasury: Bitcoin, Not Bombs (Survey Says…)” is 59 characters. That works. It’s catchy, has a bit of humor, and fits the Pratchett vibe with the contrast between Bitcoin and bombs. Now, the body needs to be rewritten. Let’s go paragraph by paragraph. The first paragraph introduces the survey. Terry Pratchett often uses metaphors and personifies concepts. Maybe start with something like, “In a world where war and inflation have turned traditional banks into digital ghosts, the brave people of Ukraine have decided that the future of finance lies not in gold, but in Bitcoin. A recent survey, conducted by Ipsos and WhiteBIT, suggests that Ukrainians are now treating their savings like a wizards’ duel-diversifying their strategies with a sprinkle of crypto magic.” For the second paragraph, which talks about the survey findings and reasons (war, inflation, etc.), perhaps add some humor about the traditional financial system being as reliable as a teapot. “It seems that the traditional financial models, once as sturdy as a teapot made of tissue paper, are now viewed with the trust of a cat watching a canary. The ongoing war, inflation that makes your head spin, and currency fluctuations that could give a seagull whiplash have all contributed to this shift.” The third paragraph mentions the survey methodology. Terry Pratchett might mock the survey’s sample size with something like, “The survey, which is as reliable as a weather forecast in the Discworld, was conducted between April and May 2025. They asked 650 financially active respondents (that’s 650 people who know how to spell ‘invest’ and don’t confuse it with ‘investigate’) aged 18 to 65, living in cities with populations over 100,000. They excluded temporarily occupied territories and active conflict zones because, well, it’s hard to do a survey when someone’s trying to blow up your house.” The part about the surveyed group consisting of 300 and 350 people: “The group included 300 financially active adults who earn money, save it, and don’t reject crypto. That’s 300 people who’ve probably heard of the word ‘diversify’ and decided it’s not just for garden gnomes. And 350 respondents who already hold part of their savings in crypto-because nothing says ‘financial security’ like storing your life savings in a digital wallet that might one day be hacked by a rogue AI with a grudge.” The next paragraph about diversification: “Over half of the respondents are now focusing on diversification, which in financial terms means not putting all your eggs in one basket-or in this case, not putting all your eggs, baskets, and maybe even your hens in the same financial institution. They’re looking at alternative investments like Bitcoin, which is becoming the new ‘something something’ in the Ukrainian investor’s portfolio.” The blockquote about use cases: “Common uses include trading (57%), long-term storage (52%), protecting from inflation (51%), and daily transactions. So, basically, Ukrainians are using Bitcoin like a multi-tool for their financial survival kit. If it’s not a currency, it’s a hedge; if it’s not a hedge, it’s a way to send money to grandma without a bank charging you like a dragon guarding its hoard.” The image description: “As the chart above shows…” could become, “As the chart above shows (which probably looks like a graph someone drew on a napkin after a particularly intense cup of tea), 49% see crypto as a way to earn significant capital, while 47% are in it for the passive income. Meanwhile, 31% use it to protect from inflation, and 41% to shield from the war’s economic impact. It’s like a financial Swiss Army knife, but with more volatility and less cheese.” The part about financial independence: “The survey also found that Ukrainian investors are ready to take responsibility for their financial future. They’re not waiting for the government to hand them a golden goose-they’re out there learning the ropes, which is impressive considering most of them probably learned about Bitcoin from a friend who saw it in a dream.” The expert quote: “Experts say that in times of military instability, people seek tools to manage finances independently of the state or banks. Which is just a fancy way of saying, ‘When your government is busy defending the country, maybe don’t rely on them for your savings.’ Makes sense.” The EBRD report part: “A September report by the EBRD noted Ukraine as a top crypto user. It seems that when your GDP is being hit harder than a piñata at a wizard convention, crypto becomes the go-to for managing debt and interest payments. Ukraine’s 2025 growth forecast was revised down, thanks to Russian aggression and harvests that were about as successful as a farmer trying to grow turnips in a snowstorm.” The crypto inflows: “Nonetheless, Ukraine stands out with one of the highest crypto adoption rates. Between July 2023 and July 2024, they received over $106 billion in crypto, mostly from institutional transfers. Imagine receiving that much money while also dealing with the logistics of a war. It’s like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle-except the torches are Bitcoin and the unicycle is the economy.” The legal framework part: “Ukraine’s crypto landscape has been evolving since 2022 when President Zelenskyy signed the ‘On Virtual Assets’ law. It’s a bit like passing a law about how to ride a broomstick before anyone’s ever actually ridden one. The law hasn’t been implemented yet, waiting for Tax Code amendments. Deputy Minister Bornyakov said that legalizing crypto could generate billions, which is probably the financial equivalent of finding a golden snitch in your budget.” The Verkhovna Rada passing the bill: “Lawmakers have been working on the necessary framework, aiming to bring Ukrainian legislation closer to the European MiCA framework. It’s like trying to fit a round peg into a square hole while wearing mittens. The bill’s first reading passed in September, and they’ll review it over the next few months for the second reading in early 2026. It’s a process as smooth as a witch’s cauldron during a full moon.” Adding emojis where appropriate: Maybe a few 🦄, 💰, 🧙‍♂️, 🚀, etc., to keep the tone light and humorous. Also, ensure that all images are retained in their original positions. Check that the title is in and not repeated in the body. Make sure no tags are used and no color styles. Keep the humor and sarcasm consistent throughout, mimicking Pratchett’s style with metaphors, footnotes, and asides. Finally, wrap everything in the HTML structure, ensuring all tags are properly closed and the content flows naturally with the added humor and emojis.End of Thought (60.54s) Ukraine’s New Treasury: Bitcoin, Not Bombs (Survey Says…)

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It seems that the traditional financial models, once as sturdy as a teapot made of tissue paper, are now viewed with the trust of a cat watching a canary. The ongoing war, inflation that makes your head spin, and currency fluctuations that could give a seagull whiplash have all contributed to this shift. 🐦

Adrienne Harris Quits DFS as US-UK Crypto Rivalry Sparks Laughter 😄

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“It has been a privilege and an honor to serve New Yorkers, delivering positive outcomes for consumers; cementing DFS as a global regulatory leader; and transforming the Department’s operations,” Harris noted. 🤹‍♂️ A modest string of sentences, perhaps, but with the right sort of sparkle to justify a round of claps and a cigarette‑paper bow.

PlayStation Reveals Unexpected 30th Anniversary Merch

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2024 celebrated the 30th anniversary of the PS1, the console that truly launched the PlayStation brand and made it a major player in gaming. To mark this milestone, Sony released a special, limited-edition run of PS5 consoles. These consoles featured the PS1’s signature light gray color, and even included DualSense controllers with brightly colored buttons. As you might expect, the PS5 30th anniversary collection was incredibly popular with fans and sold out very quickly.

New Xbox Console Update Detailed

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Throughout 2025, Microsoft has significantly impacted the gaming world with Xbox, both by improving existing services and introducing a completely new platform. Xbox has been at the forefront of integrating AI, testing a new iteration of Microsoft’s “Copilot” service designed to help players in a variety of games. Microsoft also collaborated with hardware specialists ROG to create the first handheld device for the Xbox family, the ROG Xbox Ally, which is set to launch officially next month. The latest Xbox update aims to both reduce costs for gamers and broaden the capabilities of its PC app.

Monster Hunter Wilds Reveals Title Update 3 Patch Notes

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This new collaboration marks the second time that Final Fantasy 14 and the Monster Hunter series have joined forces. The first was an event in Monster Hunter World during FF14’s Stormblood expansion. This latest crossover between FF14 and Monster Hunter Wilds centers around a quest to defeat Omega Planetes, a challenging superboss well-known from the Final Fantasy series. Players can use abilities inspired by the Dark Knight and Pictomancer jobs from Final Fantasy 14 to help with the fight against Omega Planetes. However, to even attempt this challenging encounter, Monster Hunter Wilds players need to reach Hunter Rank (HR) 41 or higher.

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Pragmata Director Reveals Why the Game Was Delayed So Many Times

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Pragmata puts players in the role of Hugh Williams, who finds himself separated from his team at a space research station. He teams up with a young girl named Diana, and together they must find a way to escape a ship overrun by dangerous robots. Pragmata was first shown to fans in 2020 with a puzzling trailer during the PlayStation 5 presentation. Originally planned for release in 2022, the game’s launch was delayed to 2023, and then put on hold with no new release date. Just as fans began to lose hope, Pragmata received positive news in 2025. The development team is now sharing the reasons behind the extended development time.

Skyrim Grandma is Retiring Again

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Shirley Curry, famously known as the Skyrim Grandma, is an 89-year-old who began sharing Skyrim gameplay videos online in 2015 and quickly gained a large following. Her channel now has over 1.3 million subscribers, and she’s uploaded more than a thousand Skyrim videos over the past ten years, creating a dedicated fanbase. However, the Skyrim Grandma doesn’t appear to be quite as enthusiastic about playing Skyrim now as she once was.

Best Games If You Want 3D Terraria

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Currently, Terraria is widely considered one of the best 2D survival games ever made. For those looking for similar games but with 3D graphics, the following titles might be a good fit.

Disney Dreamlight Valley Reveals October 1 Update Patch Notes

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The game has received some great updates lately. In August, Disney Dreamlight Valley introduced a new Companion: a pink dragon inspired by Eastern designs and decorated with cherry blossoms. This Companion was chosen by players in the game’s community. Also in August, a new realm based on the Disney Pixar film Inside Out was added, bringing with it the characters Joy and Sadness.