Chainlink: Wall Street Finally Notices 🤔
The pronouncements came, naturally, from the Board of Directors, those wise and discerning souls who spend their days contemplating the ebb and flow of capital. They have declared their intention to purchase these “LINK” tokens – a curious name, reminiscent of links in a chain, binding us all to the inexorable march of modernity – and then, as if that weren’t enough of a gamble, attempt to *profit* from them. It is a spectacle to behold, this confidence in the ether.