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Now, what’s happening behind the curtain is even more intriguing than what we see on the chart. Hold on to your monocle: there’s been a staggering +1.06 trillion SHIB added to exchanges in a single day. Yes, trillion with a “T”. As if that wasn’t enough drama, SHIB also recorded its most whale transactions since June 6-do I hear the sound of ominous foreshadowing? This is a classic prelude to volatility, as big players prepare their moves. Retail traders, take notes; this is going to get interesting. 🧐💥

Is the market bullish? Nay, not yet. But it stumbles forward, a drunkard seeking solace in the $3K line. To stay above it, to cling to it-what a pathetic struggle, and yet, how profoundly human. Or should I say, how profoundly Ethereum.

In a moment of profound folly, Michael Saylor, that self-proclaimed oracle of the market, revealed the latest ritual of the treasury company. A Monday purchase, as routine as the sunrise, yet as audacious as a man diving into a pit of snakes. 🐍

Lo! The market quivers at the mere whisper of a sell-off, as if Bitcoin, that fickle lover, might tumble from its $90k throne. One might think the coin had a date with gravity! 🎢📉

While lesser mortals tremble at the sight of ETH’s woes, BitMine scoffs at fear like a nobleman dismissing a peasant’s plea. Exchange inflows surge? ETF outflows flee? Bah! Mere trifles!