Coinbase Just Made ASTER Spill the Tea – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next 😱

Coinbase, that grand ballroom of crypto liquidity, with its $4.3 billion in 24-hour trading volume (yes, billion, with a “b”), has placed Aster [ASTER] on its sacred listing roadmap. This means, dear reader, that ASTER has passed not only technical checks but also whatever mystical regulatory incantations Coinbase whispers behind closed doors. A full listing? Possibly. A rush of naive investors? Inevitable. 🚀






