Sam Bankman-Fried’s Wild ‘FTX Was Totally Fine’ Manifesto: A Comedy of Errors 🤡
Sam Bankman-Fried is back, flapping like a startled penguin, insisting he’s innocent (again).
Sam Bankman-Fried’s New Document: The “FTX Was Never Insolvent” Saga Continues!
The document, apparently written by SBF (and his “team,” who knows), says that FTX’s epic collapse wasn’t because of a $10 billion fraud-oh no, it was just a “liquidity crisis.” And guess what? He’s convinced it could’ve been “resolved by the end of the month”-if only pesky “external counsel” hadn’t messed things up. You know, the usual scapegoating. Classic SBF.
Halo 2 and 3 Campaign Remakes in Development, It’s Claimed
The next Halo game with multiplayer will be Halo 7, though details are still scarce. Similar to Halo Infinite, the game’s campaign and multiplayer portions will be released at different times.
Chainlink’s Plunge: A Tale of Woe, Whales, and 🤡🤸♂️
Yet, amidst this gloom, there glimmers a faint ray of hope. Virtune, in its wisdom, hath embraced Chainlink’s Proof of Reserve, and ONDO hath anointed LINK as the oracle for its tokenized securities. Alas, the path ahead is fraught with volatility, and the fate of this beleaguered asset hangs in the balance. Will it rise like a phoenix from the ashes, or shall it be consigned to the annals of forgotten tokens? Only time, that implacable arbiter, shall tell. ⏳
Best Triple-A Platformers That Aren’t Mario
As a fan, I love how varied this genre is! You’ve got these huge franchises with tons of amazing games already, but then you also get these incredible, standalone worlds that just blow you away. And it’s not just for hardcore gamers either – there are co-op adventures everyone can enjoy. While I appreciate the creativity of smaller indie games, it’s always a treat to play a really polished, big-budget platformer made by a massive team. They really take things to the next level!
Solana to $6.5M?! Well, Not Quite… But Close! 😜
Yes, ladies, gentlemen, and those who identify as crypto-anarchists on weekends: Hougan thinks Solana could pull off a “two ways to win” move so smooth it makes a magician look like someone who just forgot their wallet. 🪄💸
Bitcoin’s New Hope? $25M Presale Aims to Speed Things Up!
Bitcoin, the undisputed sovereign of the crypto realm, boasts a $2.3T market cap. It competes with public companies like Amazon and precious metals like Silver. Yet, it operates as if stuck in 2009, with seven transactions per second and fees that rise like a tempest during busy times. 🌩️
🐕 Dogecoin Tumbles on Wall Street’s Doghouse Streak 🐕
What to Know: Old Dogecoin gasped for breath, falling a whopping 5.5% to $0.1843, with the $0.1940 cushion smashed by institutional fur-bangers. 🐾 The trading winds blew a strong 180% surge in volume, singing tales of shifting sands and moving bits in the crypto meadow. Now, the gossip whirs about whether this mighty hound of … Read more
Upcoming Open-World Games That Will Let You Do Anything
While a truly limitless open-world experience is still a ways off, several upcoming games offer impressive freedom and choices. They might not have everything players could want just yet, but they look very promising and are worth adding to your wishlist now.
Where’s That XRP ETF Hiding? 🙄
Yet, amidst this jubilant gathering, a singular enigma did grasp the imaginations of the crypto cognoscenti – the mysteriously elusive whereabouts of the XRP ETF!