🚨 Crypto Apocalypse: Bitcoin Plunges, Altcoins Weep, Wallets Scream! 🚨
According to the sacred scrolls of liquidation data, a staggering $1.34 billion in leveraged positions hath been cast into the void within the past 24 hours. Of this sum, $1.18 billion belonged to the hapless long traders, whose dreams of riches have turned to ashes. Analysts, those soothsayers of the digital realm, proclaim this a massacre not seen since the dark days of mid-September, a testament to the hubris of October’s mad ascent. 📉🔮





