Satoshi’s Stash: Quantum Panic or Crypto Comedy?
“No need to panic,” he proclaims with a wink and a tweet, as if the specter of quantum doom were but a minor hiccup in the grand march of technological inevitability. “All crypto must do is don its quantum-resistant armor. A simple upgrade, nothing more!” One can almost hear the collective sigh of relief, punctuated by the clinking of virtual champagne glasses.






