A Tragedy in Charts: Bitcoin’s Price Slumps as Strategy Hoards Millions (And Yes, Stablecoins Are Still a Thing) 🎭
Inflows into Bitcoin ETFs? A mere $240 million this September! BlackRock, ever the financial alchemists, conjured $260 million from their crypto cauldron in two years. One might call it a *boon*-if one ignores the existential dread of market volatility. 🧙♂️




