Corporate Crypto Crusaders: A Tragi-Comedy of Bitcoin Billionaires and Altcoin Alchemists 🎭
Behold the chaos: 14,447 BTC added in October, a “paltry offering” to the crypto gods compared to 2025’s grander feasts. Metaplanet, that audacious upstart, snatched 5,268 BTC and crowed its 30,823 stash from the fourth podium. Coinbase, ever the drama queen, declared, “We keep buying more!” as if confessing a guilty pleasure. 🧨





