Crypto Chaos: When AI Parties, Bitcoin Investors Face the Wall 🚀💥

The champions of this theatrical rally? Why, firms galloping full tilt into the realm of high-growth sectors. Take Galaxy Digital (GLXY) – it pirouetted up a lovely 12% after orchestrating a $1.65 billion fundraiser to bankroll Forward Industries, that Solana treasury vehicle prodigy. Circle Internet (CRCL), like a forgetful ingénue recalling her lines, bounced back 16% from its June lows. Analysts call it a “technical rebound.” I call it a comeback worthy of a standing ovation.








