Crypto.com’s Crazy Bank Bid – Will It Morph Into a Money Monster?
A shiny federal stamp of approval, they reckon, might lure in the big-money wizards and goblins of the institutional world. Imagine! Custody solutions so secure, they’d make a dragon jealous. And if they pull it off, we might even get staking options that don’t vanish like cookies from a hungry child. The CRO token took a tiny leap of joy, then promptly remembered it’s still 2023. 📉😅






