Newbies Fuel Bitcoin Rally: Fresh Capital Influx Ignites 140,000 BTC Purchase Frenzy

В новом посте на X аналитическая компания Glassnode рассказывает о последней тенденции среди инвесторов биткоина, которых они называют “First Buyers”. Это одна из групп, определенных системой поведения Glassnode, которая включает в себя Momentum Buyers (инвесторы, которые следуют за трендами цен) и Conviction Buyers (инвесторы, которые покупают во время снижения цен). First Buyers – это те, кто покупает биткоин в первый раз, и их запасы можно рассматривать как прокси-показатель входящего капитала в сектор.

Hold onto Your Wallets! The Memecoin Market is Exploding 🚀💸

Popular tokens, the likes of which are often spoken of in hushed whispers — Dogecoin, Shiba Inu — have reemerged, basking in the glow of their newfound green. Yet, it is the underdogs, those lesser-known rascals named Bonk, Floki, and the charming Pudgy Penguins, that have taken the spotlight, strutting their stuff with weekly gains that would make a seasoned gambler blush, some reaching an eye-watering 72%.

Crypto Chaos: Landmark Bill Passes 🤯

This bill, a veritable behemoth of regulatory clarity, seeks to impose order upon the wild west of digital assets. It creates definitions, dear reader, definitions! For what is a digital asset, if not a will-o’-the-wisp, a fleeting specter of code and fancy? Ah, but now we shall know, for the bill tells us when a token is a security or a commodity. And lo, the SEC and CFTC shall divide the regulatory spoils between them.

Bank’s Generous Gift: $510,000 to Fix Their Own Mistakes 🤑

Customers, those poor souls who trusted the bank with their hard-earned money, accuse Park National Bank of assessing what they call Authorized Positive Purportedly Settled Negative (APPSN) fees. This fancy term, which sounds like something a robot would come up with, was allegedly applied between November 1st, 2016, and February 20th, 2025. 🤖

CRV’s Wild Ride: A 70% Surge and a Dash of Crypto Magic 🚀💰

Curve DAO’s CRV token has been on a wild ride, leaping more than 22% in just one day to trade at a sprightly $0.96. This latest surge is just the cherry on top of a 70% rally over the past week, making CRV one of the week’s shining stars. The volume has been just as impressive, with over $833 million in daily trades, enough to make your head spin!

XRP Cloud Mining: A Siren’s Song?

Technically, no, because XRP isn’t mineable in the traditional sense 🔒. All 100 billion XRP tokens were pre-mined at launch, meaning there’s no direct way to mine XRP like you would Bitcoin (BTC) or Ether (ETH) 💸.

Ethereum’s Ethereal Rally: A Turgenevian Tale of $4,500 Dreams

Amidst the swirling mists of on-chain and futures market data, whispers of a continued rally have begun to circulate. A closer examination of exchange reserves, funding rates, and the intricate tapestry of price structure suggests that Ethereum might be poised for a 32% ascent, reaching the dizzying heights of $4,541. 🌟