Why These Big Traders Are Still Riding the Crypto Rollercoaster 🎢💰

Now, meet Wedson—our crypto oracle. He’s been diving deep into this oh-so-compelling metric that tracks the elite 20% of traders, you know, the ones with wallets that would make Scrooge McDuck jealous. 🦆💵 He’s keeping an eye on how these financial overlords are positioning themselves. Spoiler alert: it’s like watching the stock market version of “Survivor.”

Kidnapped for Bitcoin? 🤑

But fear not, dear bitcoin enthusiasts, for Alena Vranova, the erstwhile co-founder of Trezor, has launched GLOK, a security service that promises to keep you and your digital assets safe from harm. 🛡️

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Will It Soar or Take a Tumble? 🚀💰

Our modern seers, those intrepid analysts of the CryptoQuant realm, whisper of untapped potential swimming beneath the surface, where a cabal of short-term holders—the very architects of monetary madness—watch expectantly. These investors, having recently cast their lots, are caught in a delicate ballet of greed and caution.

Tokens of Fortune: The Trump Crypto Circus Unleashed! 🎪💰

The noble WLFI team, in all their wisdom, proposed this on the ninth day of July, and like a refreshing breeze, that proposal was met with a landslide of approval. Peer-to-peer transactions and secondary markets shall soon welcome these tokens, as if they are the finest delicacies at a royal banquet! 🌟

Trump’s Truth Social AI: The New Non-Woke News Saviour? 🤔

“Truth Social AI” and “Truth Social AI Search” are the brainchildren of this move, and according to Trump Media Chairman and CEO Devin Nunes, they’re going to be the ultimate source of “reliable information, non-woke news, and entertainment.” Because, you know, the world was just crying out for more non-woke news. 🙄