Mounties Nab Millions in Crypto Caper – Eh, That’s a Lot of Loonies! 🏒💰

According to sources who definitely weren’t eavesdropping at a hockey game, investigators seized servers in Beauharnois-a place so small even Google Maps shrugs when you ask for directions. RCMP Sgt. Mathieu Lagarde, who probably has a name tailor-made for dramatic press conferences, said: “The servers were in Canada. So we seized them. And the crypto. Because that’s how policing works.” Authorities added this is the first time a crypto exchange has been dismantled in Canada, proving that Mounties do more than just pose for postcards and occasionally arrest beavers.








