In a recent YouTube proclamation, Jason Pizzino, with a whopping 353,000 subscribers, claims there’s a “nice psychological level” for the crypto market cap to hit at the $4 trillion mark. Well, Jason, if you say so…
He starts off with the exciting news that Bitcoin just had its highest weekly close ever. Fantastic! Who doesn’t love a good milestone? Total crypto-asset market cap? Out of this world, he says. You hear that? I mean, personally, I could care less about Bitcoin’s high score, but hey, the numbers are big!
Luxembourg, that quaint little speck on the map, doesn’t merely invite Ripple in with open arms. Oh no! It reflects Ripple’s rather sensible desire to play nicely with regulators—unlike some of the impetuous children in the crypto playground. With its wealth of financial connections and formidable pals like BNY Mellon nestled in the neighborhood, Luxembourg offers Ripple the genteel passage to scale RLUSD under MiCA’s exceptionally charming reserve and transparency rules. One can practically hear the champagne corks popping! 🍾
This minority stake isn’t merely a token €20 investment, mind you. Fancy that: MARA has decided to ramp up its BTC allocation from a mere 500 to a dizzying 2,000. Yes, you heard it right; that’s two thousand shiny Bitcoin, now flopping around in what One Optimistic Thinker might cheekily call a Separately Managed Account. All to generate yield and other such alphabet soup on MARA’s behalf. 🤔
According to our pals at Bank of America—the oracle of our financial times—the coming legislation could catapult stablecoins into the hallowed halls of traditional finance, transforming the manner in which money, like that last slice of pizza at a party, moves across various systems. Now, hold onto your digital wallets, because it’s time to explore the future with a wink and a nudge. 😉
To unravel this enigma, we must delve into the depths of key market indicators: funding rates, the Meme Season Index, time-cycles, and the intricate price structure. These tools, like the stars in the night sky, guide us through the murky waters of the market. Let us dissect the data and see what July and August might hold for Shiba Inu, the jest of the digital world. 🌠
We’ve got the inside scoop on the hottest presales that are about to blow your mind and your wallet. But first, let’s talk about Solana, the blockchain that’s been making waves in the crypto world.
As the crystal ball predicts (that’s right, the one on the analyst’s desk), inflation might just pop back up like a bad sequel no one asked for! Thanks to the Trump tariffs, it seems consumer prices want to party like it’s 1999—again! 🎉📈
The co-founder of crypto mixer Tornado Cash, Roman Storm, has updated his fundraising target and is pushing to raise over $1 million to continue funding his legal battle. Over the weekend, Storm revealed that his team is facing a “critical shortfall” ahead of the start of his July trial. 🤯
In a dizzying spectacle befitting a tragicomedy, the overall market cap slid down a slippery slope by 3.33%, resting plaintively at $3.68 trillion, while trading volume, that harbinger of excitement, erupted over 31% to a staggering $257 billion. Panic, dear reader, is indeed a lively dance partner. Here lies Bitcoin, the undisputed monarch, still clutching a magnificent 63.4% of the total market, twirling amidst uncertainty.
