Tether’s Great Escape: Abandoning Ship?

As of September 1, 2025, USDT redemptions on the aforementioned blockchains will be a thing of the past. The remaining tokens will be frozen in time, like a Soviet-era time capsule. ⏰ Customers who don’t want to be left out in the cold are advised to redeem their holdings ASAP or request a transfer to a supported blockchain. After all, who wants to be stuck with a bunch of useless tokens? 😂

Ethereum’s Grand Dance: Will It Waltz Twice as Fast? 💃💰

Enter EIP-7782: an esteemed Ethereum Improvement Proposal currently at the theater of debate! This splendid proposal could gracefully reduce latency by half, reorganize the very strands of bandwidth, and elevate the user experience of our beloved smart contract playground, as revealed by our masked commentator on the esteemed platform known as X.

Akon’s Futuristic Dream City Crumbles to Dust 🏗️💔

The futuristic crypto-themed Akon City project, a high-profile initiative from Senegalese-American singer and entrepreneur Akon, has been officially terminated. Akon and the Senegalese Coastal Development and Promotion Company (SAPCO) have reached an “amicable agreement” to end the venture, the general manager of SAPCO, Serigne Mamadou Mboup, told a Senegalese news agency.

Tokenized Assets? SEC Says They Still Fall Under Securities – ‘Crypto Mom’ Speaks

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In a move so timely it could have been scripted by an overzealous dramaturge, Peirce issued this warning a mere fortnight after Robinhood unveiled its shiny new layer‑2 blockchain. You see, dear reader, Robinhood had the audacity to propose a framework for tokenizing real‑world assets, and Peirce, with all the enthusiasm of a cat guarding a fish market, was quick to remind them and others that blockchain, while nifty, doesn’t magically turn stocks into something they’re not. Tokenized securities, as we all know, are still securities under the law—rules and regs still apply! Magic wands don’t work here, folks. 🪄

Crypto Craziness Ensues 🚀

Doctor Profit’s X post (whatever that may be – one assumes it’s a platform for the dissemination of crypto-gospel) declares that after nine weeks of languishing in the doldrums, Ethereum has finally broken free from the 50-day moving average, that great arbiter of crypto-success. This, we are assured, is a Very Good Sign, portending a future of untold riches and boundless growth.

New Elden Ring Movie Casting Rumor Reunites a Major James Bond Actor With Kit Connor

If it’s accurate, this situation could lead to a reunion for Whishaw with Kit Connor, given their previous collaboration on the 2019 drama “Little Joe.” It was in May when Connor was first associated with the “Elden Ring” movie, and rumors indicated that a deal for him to be part of the cast was nearly finalized. Meanwhile, Whishaw has also appeared in projects such as “A Very English Scandal,” “Cloud Atlas,” “Mary Poppins Returns,” “Black Doves,” and the fourth season of “Fargo,” alongside his role as Q.

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