DATs Fumble: Buy BTC ETFs, Ignore Hype! 💾😏

“Just buy an ETF,” quipped that Strive chap at Hong Kong’s Bitcoin Asia, summing up the utter exasperation with Digital Asset Treasuries-these grandiose corporate marionettes vowing to trounce Bitcoin via ingenious financing and balance-sheet acrobatics, yet flopping about like amateur thespians in a farce. How droll! 😏

Le théùtre de la Bourse : Bitcoin, l’ours et la comĂ©die des altcoins! đŸ»đŸ’„

Graphique Bitcoin et Altcoins

Mais, comme le veut la nature dramatique de notre Opera boursier, le bon Bitcoin s’est repris, gambadant Ă  110 000 puis flirtant avec 116 000, avant d’ĂȘtre chassĂ© par les vents mauvais des ours, et finalement s’asseyant nonchalamment Ă  113 000. Ah! Quelle tragĂ©die incessante! La richesse totale du marchĂ© s’élĂšve maintenant Ă  2,25 trillions, tandis que la domination du Bitcoin s’effrite, laissant place Ă  des concurrents ambitieux. Ah, la fragilitĂ© de la grandeur!

Nexo’s New Trick: Metatrader 5 & CFDs – What’s Next? 💾

The Metatrader 5 integration brings institutional-grade, low-latency execution, deep‑liquidity, next‑generation charting, and algorithmic trading via Expert Advisors, while allowing asset transfers to and from MT5 directly through Nexo’s interface. The move also links Nexo Credit Line functionality to MT5, letting clients fund trading accounts by borrowing against digital assets without selling them, furthering Nexo’s strategy to bridge digital and traditional finance. Available where permitted by law, the launch broadens Nexo’s offering beyond crypto, giving its global client base access to unified trading across digital and traditional markets. 📈

8 Open-World Games Almost As Good As Red Dead Redemption 2

Fans would likely be excited about any game that comes close to the quality of *Red Dead Redemption 2*. While these games might not be perfect, there’s a good reason to believe they could reach a similar level of excellence – and that’s saying something!

Crypto Venture Fund: The New Harebrained Scheme or Sane Investment? 🧐🚀

Meet Mo Shaikh, a fellow who’s quite enamored with the word “adoption.” Apparently, nowadays, crypto funds prefer waiting for some mythical token to moon rather than actually building something people want. But Shaikh, ever the contrarian, and his merry band of former Aptos executives-Neil Harounian, Alexandre Tang, and Jerome Ong-decided to shake things up. They’re launching what they fondly call Maximum Frequency Ventures (MFV), a fund with the modest goal of tossing $50 million at budding crypto heroes. Because, naturally, everyone loves a good startup story, especially when it involves a generous dose of early-stage insanity. đŸŽČ