ZOOZ Power’s Bitcoin Gamble: 250% Stock Surge? 😂
ZOOZ Power just robbed the piggy bank for $180 million (thanks, investors?) to fund a new Bitcoin reserve strategy. Because who needs stability when you can pretend your balance sheet is a casino? 🎰 The stock jumped 250% in 48 hours-because nothing says “trust us” like turning cash into digital gold. 💎





