New Jujutsu Kaisen Movie Gets A Trailer

Recently, it was announced that a new *Jujutsu Kaisen* movie is coming out. However, it won’t feature a lot of original material. Instead, it’s a compilation film that will largely revisit scenes from season two and the first two episodes of season three.

Metaplanet’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Betting Big While Stock Tanks 😅

With each Bitcoin costing them a cool 17,281,012 yen (about $117,000), Metaplanet’s latest haul is already underwater by 3.9%. Bitcoin’s current price? A measly $112,500. 😬 Meanwhile, their Bitcoin yield popped to 10.3% from July to September. Not bad, but definitely not enough to drown out the sound of shareholders grumbling.

🚨 Crypto’s Great Collapse: Bitcoin Meltdown Amid Hysterical Liquidations! 🚀

Analysts, those modern-day oracles, posit that today’s dip is the work of crypto liquidations, a process as thrilling as watching a well-dressed man fall through a trapdoor at a party. Stop-loss hunting, that most ruthless of market behaviors, has turned the crypto sands into a veritable desert of cascading downward pressure. It is a spectacle best viewed from a safe distance, ideally with a drink in hand and a resigned sigh.

The Crypto Sword of Damocles: HYPE’s $11.9B Unlock Doom 🌪️💸

On the fateful day of November 29, the 24-month vesting schedule shall commence, a clockwork mechanism of financial doom, as decreed by the oracles of Maelstrom, the family office fund of the enigmatic Arthur Hayes. “The first true test,” they proclaim, with the gravitas of a prophet foretelling the end of days. 🕰️🔮