Crypto Congress Drama: Who’s Got the Better Plan? Spoiler: It’s a Hot Mess
Paperwork-lovers, rejoice! Last Thursday, industry insiders gathered to dissect the great crypto legislation saga. It’s the sequel to the GENIUS Act, which was so genius only in its ability to confuse, and now the spotlight’s on the grand “market structure” bill. House Republicans recently waved through the Digital Asset Market Clarity (CLARITY) Act of 2025-just in case you thought regulation could be as straightforward as your grandma’s brownie recipe. Its mission? Craft a cozy regulatory blanket for crypto, boost startup growth, and somehow protect the poor investors from losing their lunch money.