Investment Policy

On July 3, Dogwifhat (WIF) fetched itself all the way up to $0.92, a jump of 43% from when folks just about gave up on it this week. There’s something about a price retracing its steps across the dust that brings out hope in a man, or perhaps just wishful thinking. And there’s more: the on-chain numbers whisper of the whales—those sneaky giants in the deep. According to the bookkeeping magicians over at Nansen, the Dogwifhat whales have packed on a few tokens, now holding 39 million, an increase from last month’s meager 38.4 million. Big numbers, big teeth, big dreams.

The dapper folks behind Ondo Catalyst aren’t satisfied with just tossing coins at things—they’re splitting the pot between dusty, paperwork-laden equity and shiny, jingly tokens. Why choose when you can have both, like eating your snozzcumber and having your scrumdiddlyumptious cake too?

At press time, ETH was trading at $2,600 after a 6.3% daily surge. 

In a plot twist that no one saw coming, both companies—yes, the ones with money to burn—just informed Axios that they’ve teamed up to launch a shiny new fund called Ondo Catalyst. Ian De Bode, Ondo’s very own Chief Strategy Officer, said they plan to use the $250 million to scoop up equity stakes and tokens from emerging projects. So, you know, the usual ‘buying up stuff’ game.

Starting July 3, clients of a certain financial inclination may hold, trade, and doubtless brag about their RLUSD at AMINA’s glittering counters. Professional investors, institutions, and corporations are cordially invited — ordinary mortals must wait their turn, perhaps at a café with an existential novel. The aim? To usher clients into Ripple’s digital walled garden, safely past the thorns of volatility.

BMNR shares, in an overt display of athleticism typically reserved for lottery numbers or cartoon characters, have more than doubled on Thursday, vaulting past $140 and eagerly testing the elasticity of reason with a 3,000% rally—announced alongside their ambition to gather $250 million for an ether shopping spree.🥂

This latest acquisition brings their total holdings to a whopping 640,585 SOL, which is roughly equivalent to $98.1 million in real-world money 💸. Not bad for a company that’s all about compounding SOL holdings and staking rewards like a boss 💪.