Valuations tumble as if possessed by demons—or auditors. Memecoins across the realm are cast down in disgrace, but none quite so aromatically as our dear FARTCOIN, which droppeth some 9% in but a single day, leaving investors fanning their faces and counting their woes (though, curiously, with more trading than a Parisian fish market).
Another scandal at Almack’s! Hyperliquid has shamefully descended beneath its four-hour Ichimoku cloud—a level unseen since its younger, more modest days around $15. The esteemed Mr. CryptoCurb has declared this a most “notable technical shift,” as the once-admired cloud has bolstered HYPE’s reputation for weeks.
Not to be outdone, the World Economic Forum (a grand assembly, renowned for its love of expensive biscuits) hath murmured in 2024: “Synergies betwixt spatial computing, blockchain, and AI shall elevate our experience, and make even the buying of cabbages a digital ballet.”
Re-exploring these titles again and having the ability to resume my progress on hardware that ensures a consistent frame rate has been quite enjoyable. Similar to other articles in this retro compatibility series for Switch 2, I will discuss performance, graphics, load times, and my expectations for any potential update.
In a plot twist that even the best soap operas would envy, this news comes as the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) seems to be warming up to the idea of ETFs. It’s like watching your grumpy uncle finally smile at a family gathering—unexpected but oh-so-satisfying! 😏
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Hey there fellow gaming enthusiast! Let’s dive right in together – Broken Arrow is an exhilarating real-time strategy/tactics game that has been generating quite the buzz among us gamers since 2025. In fact, it’s the most eagerly anticipated strategy game of the year and boasts over a million players chomping at the bit to get their hands on it! So, are you ready to join the ranks of those who can’t wait for this incredible gaming experience? Let’s make it happen!
After the initial list of 11 candidates was whittled down in April, the Commission has now identified Solana (SOL) and Aptos (APT) as the top two blockchain networks under consideration for its WYST stablecoin. The selection process, which included a series of rigorous checks on vendor support and technical robustness, saw one network disqualified due to undisclosed compliance concerns. The Commission’s latest update, confirmed by an Aptos post on X on June 20, signals a tightening race between two of crypto’s fastest-growing ecosystems. 🚀
In a world where the only thing more volatile than the crypto market is the average politician’s opinion, our dear friend ZachXBT has decided to sound the alarm. Apparently, we are in the midst of a “crime supercycle” that makes a rollercoaster look like a kiddie ride. 🎢
In the grand theater of 2025, our North Korean friends have been busy, orchestrating a symphony of cyber mischief aimed at siphoning value and compromising the unsuspecting players of Web3. They’ve set their sights on a staggering $1.5 billion worth of assets at Bybit, employing credential-harvesting campaigns that would make even the most seasoned con artist blush. Millions have already been laundered, like dirty laundry in a washing machine of deceit. 🧺
Uphold, the digital asset platform that has always prided itself on its forward-thinking approach, has announced the integration of USDC on the Ripple ledger. This move allows customers to natively send and receive the popular fiat-backed stablecoin through XRPL wallets, effectively connecting one of the world’s most beloved stablecoins with one of the fastest and most feature-rich blockchain networks available today. 🚀
