In a world where the only thing more volatile than the crypto market is the average politician’s opinion, our dear friend ZachXBT has decided to sound the alarm. Apparently, we are in the midst of a “crime supercycle” that makes a rollercoaster look like a kiddie ride. 🎢
In the grand theater of 2025, our North Korean friends have been busy, orchestrating a symphony of cyber mischief aimed at siphoning value and compromising the unsuspecting players of Web3. They’ve set their sights on a staggering $1.5 billion worth of assets at Bybit, employing credential-harvesting campaigns that would make even the most seasoned con artist blush. Millions have already been laundered, like dirty laundry in a washing machine of deceit. 🧺
Uphold, the digital asset platform that has always prided itself on its forward-thinking approach, has announced the integration of USDC on the Ripple ledger. This move allows customers to natively send and receive the popular fiat-backed stablecoin through XRPL wallets, effectively connecting one of the world’s most beloved stablecoins with one of the fastest and most feature-rich blockchain networks available today. 🚀
Exclusive: The Pumpfun token auction and listing, originally scheduled for June 25, has been postponed again and is now expected to take place in mid-July.
Sources familiar with the matter disclosed that since Pumpfun began planning to issue and auction tokens late last year,…
But wait! There’s a shiny new possibility! Imagine pursuing ESG goals within a unified framework. Yes, a framework with clearly identifiable goals! It’s like finding a matching pair of socks in the laundry—rare but oh-so-satisfying! 🧦✨ And what if we had a financial instrument that could help us achieve these goals? Could Bitcoin be that magical tool? A new report from the Bitcoin-Bundesverband says, “Yes, it could!”
In a recent proclamation on the mystical platform known as X, the illustrious Alts King declared that TON is flexing its muscles, holding steadfast above the $2.80–$2.95 support zone. This range has become a reliable floor, with buyers swooping in like knights in shining armor to defend it. 🛡️
So, here’s the deal. The United States has managed to rack up a whopping $37 trillion in national debt. That’s $107,984 owed by every U.S. citizen, and a crushing $323,051 for every taxpayer. I guess that’s what happens when you spend more than you make, year after year. Who knew? 🤷♂️
The rate of Cardano (ADA) has risen by almost 1% since yesterday. 📈💰
This surge is happening just as WhatsApp starts throwing ads in our faces, making Telegram look like the cool kid on the block. Who knew avoiding ads could be so profitable? Talk about a win-win! 🙌
So what’s really going on with Status? Is it poised for another rocket ride, or about to take the express elevator down? Grab your helmet—let’s inspect the wild SNT jungle.