After the Juneteenth break on Thursday, June 19, the Dow Jones Industrial Average opened with a modest 150-point gain, as if the market was testing the waters to see if the calm would hold. 🌊📉
What is this triple-witching, you ask? It’s when a horde of exchange-traded derivatives contracts decide to expire all at once, like a group of friends who can’t decide where to eat. This delightful chaos usually occurs on the third Friday of March, June, September, and December. So, hold onto your hats, dear investors, for this may just be the golden opportunity to snag some crypto treasures! 🏴☠️💎
The company’s plan, spearheaded by its newly appointed director of Bitcoin strategy, Joe Burnett, is nothing if not ambitious. By December 2025, Semler aims to own at least 10,000 BTC; by the end of 2026, 42,000 BTC; and by 2028, the full 105,000 BTC. The total value of this treasure trove? A mere $11 billion at today’s prices. 💸
In a dramatic proclamation on X, Ardoino lamented the failures of our beloved cloud-based security systems, exclaiming, “The cloud has failed us. Again. 16 billion passwords just leaked. It’s time to ditch the cloud.” Ah, the cloud! That ethereal sanctuary we all trusted, now revealed as a mere mirage in the desert of cybersecurity.
With the regulation of cryptocurrency heating up and the GENIUS Act moving forward, every move by the Trumps is being closely watched.
But this time, he didn’t just tweet; he prophesied, sharing his grand visions and dire warnings about the future of artificial intelligence, a technology that, according to him, could either elevate humanity to unprecedented heights or reduce us to mere footnotes in the annals of cosmic history. 🌌
So, when a company decides to hold Bitcoin on its balance sheet, they call it a corporate Bitcoin treasury. You know, because just having cash and boring old assets isn’t enough anymore. Who needs stability when you can have a digital rollercoaster ride? 🎢
As per Santiment, in June 2025, XRP recorded its highest number of whale transactions over $1 million this year. This spike suggests that institutional players and high-net-worth individuals are positioning for a major price move, which I believe could likely be in anticipation of a favorable legal outcome. 🐳💸
“The role of European powers is now more prominent as Tehran is unwilling to engage with US amid Israeli attacks. Zero enrichment will undoubtedly be rejected, especially now, under Israel’s strikes.” – reportedly said the official.
It appears that the House Bill 2324 is once again under the scrutiny of our honorable representatives, following a rather narrow vote of 16-14 in favor of its revival. One might recall that this very bill was cast aside in the month of May, much to the chagrin of its proponents.