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Ouch, indeed!

Our dear smart contract has undergone a rigorous examination and emerged victorious, approved by none other than CertiK, the most revered name in blockchain audits. With zero critical vulnerabilities and real-time monitoring via CertiK Skynet, FUNToken now struts among the most secure Web3 assets on the market. Talk about a safety net! 🛡️

The two-day event, scheduled during Berlin Blockchain Week on June 20-21, will feature many projects and developments on Cosmos-based chains. 🌐

According to the ever-so-serious Julio Moreno from CryptoQuant, the pace of Bitcoin (BTC) accumulation has slowed down significantly. I mean, it’s like watching paint dry after its glorious rise to an all-time high of nearly $112,000 in May. Talk about a dramatic fall from grace! 🎢

As we inspect the Glassnode receipts (which surely would distress Lady Russell with their vulgar talk of millions), we spy a 7-day simple moving average for XRP profits at $68.8 million—quite the sum to elicit fainting couches and nervous coughs at the next assembly. Such is the evidence of “distribution pressure,” a phenomenon Mr. Wickham might exploit were he furnished with a private key.

Like a condemned man awaiting his fate, the crypto market stands poised on the precipice, bracing for the impact of this massive expiration. Will the winds of fortune blow in favor of the bulls, or shall the bears emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

“Even a video call verification will soon be out of the window,” Zhao lamented, as if we were not already living in a dystopian novel penned by a rather bored author.

This move addresses one of the most common complaints in the Pi community — mismatched KYC status that stalls migration or restricts mining rewards. The new feature, labeled “Synchronize Status on Mining App,” allows users who have successfully passed KYC but haven’t seen the update reflected in their mining dashboard to manually trigger the sync. 🤓

Billions of dollars flowed into their coffers, a veritable tsunami of cash that threatened to engulf the senses. It was a trend that sparked comparisons to the leveraged buyouts and exchange-traded funds of yore. The cognoscenti whispered of bubble-like dynamics, but others demurred, suggesting that this time, things were different.

Initially, the bill had been voted down in the House during its third reading on May 7, but like a phoenix from the ashes, it has risen again. The bill’s purpose is to create a “Bitcoin and Digital Assets Reserve Fund” to manage forfeited digital assets. Because, why not? 🤑