Unbelievable! Kraken’s New Bitcoin Staking Will Change Your Life! 😂💰

Now, dear reader, you can earn rewards on your precious BTC without ever having to move it off the sacred Bitcoin blockchain. Yes, you heard that right! No more wrapping your coins in fancy digital blankets or lending them out to who-knows-where. Just stake them right there on the platform, as if they were lounging in a sunbeam on a lazy afternoon. ☀️

Stellar Blade Reportedly Coming to Nintendo Switch 2

It’s unclear if Shift Up is developing a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Stellar Blade, as they haven’t explicitly confirmed this. However, PlayForum, who initially suggested a potential Switch 2 port, mentioned that Shift Up is considering several options internally. This doesn’t guarantee the game will come to the new console, but fans are optimistic about playing it on-the-go if it does.

Elden Ring Nightreign’s relic system could learn a lot from MMOs like World of Warcraft, which figured out pure RNG loot sucks years ago

After the usual spamming in L1 during the victory screen, you’re met with nothing but trash, stretching out to the horizon. Starting an expedition, a single relic grants you increased damage with three greataxes, enhanced throwing knife damage, and fire pots in your inventory – quite cruelly, it seems like a joke. You decide to sell off all these items, head to the shop with your murk, and try your luck at gambling. But alas, even more trash awaits you there.

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Stellar Blade studio reportedly acquires Switch 2 devkits, but also say nothing has been confirmed regarding its plans for Nintendo’s new console

Last year, Stellar Blade was launched on PlayStation 5, and its popularity led to the developers receiving a PlayStation 5 Pro and generous bonuses this year. Moreover, with the PC version surpassing three million copies sold, staff members at Shift Up have recently been presented with Nintendo Switch 2 consoles as well.

Bitcoin’s New Home: The Great Tariff Tango!

In what some might call a grand vindication of U.S. President Donald Trump’s tariff policies (or a cosmic joke, depending on your perspective), our trio of Chinese bitcoin mining rig manufacturers—Bitmain, Canaan, and MicroBT—are making a beeline for the land of the free. By shifting their production to the U.S., these companies, which control more than 90% of the global mining rig market, are effectively giving the tariffs the ol’ heave-ho! 🎩

Onyxcoin’s Dramatic Dive: The Mystery Behind the 11% Plunge!

According to the ever-reliable oracle, CoinMarketCap, Onyxcoin (XCN) experienced a tempestuous correction of 10.98% during the Wednesday trading session, plummeting from its daily high of \$0.01421 to a swing low of \$0.01319 faster than a cat can knock over a vase. And lo! As the clock struck the hour of press time, Onyxcoin had managed to claw its way back to \$0.01339, coinciding with Bitcoin’s own little bounce above \$104,000. How delightful! But beware, dear investors, for XCN now faces the formidable resistance at the \$0.01380 breakdown point, while the ever-elusive \$0.014 psychological level looms like a mirage in the desert.

Circle Stock’s Wild Ride: You Won’t Believe the Numbers! 🚀💰

Now, let me tell you about this grand debut. Circle waltzed into the stock market on June 5 with a humble IPO price of $31. It opened at a sprightly $69 and ended its first day with a gain of 163%, closing at $83.23. Since then, it’s been climbing like a cat up a tree, buoyed by the rising optimism surrounding stablecoins and the blockchain hullabaloo.