In the middle of all this war-like drama between Iran and Israel, weâve got a security breach thatâs raising eyebrows. I mean, come on! Over $48 million just poof! Gone! Like my patience when someone cuts in line at the deli. đĽŞ
But why all this Ăźber-optimism, you ask? (Are you new here?)
Now, if we peer into the mystical 12-hour chart, we see a bullish breaker block (yes, thatâs a fancy term) at $104.8k, which has been holding up like a stubborn old man refusing to leave his favorite chair. Fibonacci retracement levels have also been plotted, because why not add a little math to the mix? đ
Yes, dear reader, Jesse Hill has pleaded guilty to conspiring in a most audacious attempt to scam financial institutions. He’ll be sentenced in September, but who needs a court date when you’re already the star of your own criminal opera?
Now, whatâs this all about? The analyst has unveiled the concept of the âSaylorCycleâ â yes, you heard that correctly. Itâs a term that sounds like something youâd find in a university economics textbook, but apparently, itâs a key to Bitcoinâs future success. Mills, in all his wisdom, believes this is the dawn of a new era for Bitcoin, spurred by institutional adoption and macroeconomic shifts that will rock the very foundation of the cryptocurrency world.
On-chain investigator ZachXBT, who apparently has the nose of a bloodhound and the patience of a saint, flagged suspicious outflows from several wallets linked to the platform. It seems that someone decided to play a game of digital hide-and-seek with the funds. Spoiler alert: they hid them very well. đľď¸ââď¸đ°
Fear not, dear readers! Our gallant Meta Pool managed to contain the debacle before it spiraled into a full-blown tragedy, as revealed in a rather droll blog post dated June 17.
According to the magical calculations provided by the CME Group’s FedWatchâno Ouija board requiredâit seems the central bank shall once again hold its position, with interest rates languishing in the 4.25% to 4.5% range. Even the pleas of President Donald Trump for lower borrowing costs fall like raindrops on Lady Catherine’s umbrella: noticed, but utterly disregarded.
After its debut, there’s been a substantial decrease, dipping more than 10%. This downward trend might be due to the post-airdrop selling phase.
In a spectacle worthy of the finest theatre, the U.S. Senate has bestowed its blessing upon the bipartisan Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for U.S. Stablecoins (GENIUS) Act! This marks a momentous occasion for the crypto industry, akin to a grand debutante ball! Chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, Tim Scott (R-SC), announced this passage on June 17, showcasing a framework for payment stablecoins that even Molière would applaud!