Bitcoin CEO Drops Truth Bomb: “It’s Just Digital Gold, Darling!” 💎
Unlike those tacky knockoff tokens cluttering the crypto market (looking at you, Dogecoin 🐕), Bitcoin wasn’t cooked up in some corporate boardroom over a sad Zoom call. No foundation, no marketing team, just pure, unfiltered decentralization-like a financial commune, but with fewer tie-dye shirts.







