Bitcoin Secretly Outruns $37 Trillion US Debt, Drinks Dollar’s Milkshake

Picture it: Washington, DC, buried under paperwork, printing money like it’s going out of style (it is). Meanwhile, somewhere in cyberspace—probably wearing sunglasses, let’s be honest—Bitcoin’s stoically mining new blocks. Started life as a digital experiment, now strutting around as a global asset like the world’s nerdiest Cinderella. 👠💻

Will XRP Rise Again? The Drama of a Potential 700% Surge Awaits! 😲💰

Recent whispers in the corridors of finance reveal that the open interest in XRP futures has swelled to a staggering $5 billion. Such a figure suggests a veritable frenzy of speculative activity in the derivatives market. Our astute observer, Ryan Lee, chief market analyst of Bitget, proclaims, “This spike suggests strong potential momentum, with market participants bracing for a decisive move.” Ah, the drama of it all!

You Won’t Believe What Bubblemaps Just Did to Telegram’s Blockchain! 🫧😲

Bubblemaps, a name with all the subtlety of a steamboat whistle, have hitched their wagon to TON, bringing what they call “visual analytics” to the blockchain. If that sounds like snake oil to you, hang on, because as of June 19, anyone with more curiosity than sense can poke around TON and watch those crypto shenanigans pop up as colorful little bubbles. Even your Aunt Sally could probably follow along (if she could figure out where she left her glasses). 🤓

Ethereum ETF’s Golden Goose Now Just Lays a Modest Egg 🥚—What’s Going On?

BlackRock’s Ethereum ETF (ETHA) remains the Gatsbyesque party host, seizing $15.1 million in inflows and yawning over its mountain of $5.3 billion poured in since inception. Net assets? A casual $4.19 billion. One wonders if they store these funds in some giant vault, à la cartoon billionaires, or if the numbers simply shimmer on the spreadsheet like mirages in the crypto desert.

Broken Arrow Review – The Best Real-Time Strategy (RTS) Of 2025

Hey there fellow gaming enthusiast! Ready to dive into something thrilling? I’m super pumped about Broken Arrow – it’s an real-time strategy/tactics game that’s got everyone talking in 2025, and for good reason. With over a million gamers eagerly waiting for their turn, it’s the most wishlisted strategy game of the year! Can’t wait to jump in myself!

Unbelievable! Kraken’s New Bitcoin Staking Will Change Your Life! 😂💰

Now, dear reader, you can earn rewards on your precious BTC without ever having to move it off the sacred Bitcoin blockchain. Yes, you heard that right! No more wrapping your coins in fancy digital blankets or lending them out to who-knows-where. Just stake them right there on the platform, as if they were lounging in a sunbeam on a lazy afternoon. ☀️

Stellar Blade Reportedly Coming to Nintendo Switch 2

It’s unclear if Shift Up is developing a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Stellar Blade, as they haven’t explicitly confirmed this. However, PlayForum, who initially suggested a potential Switch 2 port, mentioned that Shift Up is considering several options internally. This doesn’t guarantee the game will come to the new console, but fans are optimistic about playing it on-the-go if it does.

Elden Ring Nightreign’s relic system could learn a lot from MMOs like World of Warcraft, which figured out pure RNG loot sucks years ago

After the usual spamming in L1 during the victory screen, you’re met with nothing but trash, stretching out to the horizon. Starting an expedition, a single relic grants you increased damage with three greataxes, enhanced throwing knife damage, and fire pots in your inventory – quite cruelly, it seems like a joke. You decide to sell off all these items, head to the shop with your murk, and try your luck at gambling. But alas, even more trash awaits you there.

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Stellar Blade studio reportedly acquires Switch 2 devkits, but also say nothing has been confirmed regarding its plans for Nintendo’s new console

Last year, Stellar Blade was launched on PlayStation 5, and its popularity led to the developers receiving a PlayStation 5 Pro and generous bonuses this year. Moreover, with the PC version surpassing three million copies sold, staff members at Shift Up have recently been presented with Nintendo Switch 2 consoles as well.