Bitcoin Secretly Outruns $37 Trillion US Debt, Drinks Dollar’s Milkshake
Picture it: Washington, DC, buried under paperwork, printing money like it’s going out of style (it is). Meanwhile, somewhere in cyberspace—probably wearing sunglasses, let’s be honest—Bitcoin’s stoically mining new blocks. Started life as a digital experiment, now strutting around as a global asset like the world’s nerdiest Cinderella. 👠💻