You Won’t Believe How Many Zeroes OpenAI Has Now
You ask, who are these grand patrons of the curious mechanical brain? Why, none other than Blackstone, TPG, T. Rowe Price, Fidelity, Andreessen Horowitz, and a medley of financial titans—names that roll off the tongue like loose kopecks down the steps of a cold Petersburg stairwell. Together, with a collective inflationary puff, they’ve helped OpenAI bloat up like a government official’s waistcoat after a state dinner.