Magic: The Gathering’s Sonic the Hedgehog is Getting an Unexpected Buff Thanks to Spider-Man

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For many longtime Magic: The Gathering (MTG) players, the Universes Beyond sets might not resonate as comfortably, but it’s undeniable that these crossover sets introduce a wealth of mechanically distinctive cards that make deckbuilding an even more enjoyable and thrilling experience. The Sonic the Hedgehog Secret Lair was self-contained, yet subsequent sets have been adding cards to the game that could expand any potential decks showcasing the colorful characters. One Spider-Man card in particular could prove effective in a Sonic Commander deck.

Delta Force Reaches New All-Time Concurrent Player Count on Steam

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The multiplayer shooter game originally named Delta Force: Hawk Ops, developed by TiMi Studio Group, was first released for PC towards the end of January 2025. It later became available on mobile devices three months after its initial release. On August 19, this game was also introduced to PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X/S platforms.

El Salvador’s Golden Gambit: 13,999 Ounces & a Bitcoin Tango! 🦸♂️💸

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Gold, that age-old charm school dropout, is once again the belle of the ball for central banks desperate to escape the U.S. dollar’s clutches. El Salvador, in a recent announcement worthy of a dramatic opera, splurged 13,999 troy ounces ($50 million) to join the foreign reserve circus. Will this make the country a financial titan or just a gold-plated piñata? Only time will tell. 🎭✨

Hive’s Paraguayan Adventure: Bitcoin, Dams, and Dreams 😎💰

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Hive Digital, a purveyor of blockchain and artificial intelligence (AI) infrastructure, has announced the completion of its bitcoin mining site in Yguazú. In a press release as dry as the Paraguayan summer, the company revealed it now mines over 8.5 BTC daily. The operation, a sprawling 200MW, is powered by the Itaipu dam, a monument to human ambition and the occasional electrocution of curious fish. 🌊⚡

Asia’s $1B Bitcoin Bonanza: Treasuries Take Flight 🚀

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Previous Asian Bitcoin ventures have been like a flock of sparrows-scattered and squawking. But Sora Ventures, with the subtlety of a cannonball, has centralized the chaos. This fund, dear reader, is a pool of institutional capital so deep, it could drown a man’s skepticism. It’s supposed to buoy existing Bitcoin treasurers and lure new ones into the fold, like a siren’s song with a 10% commission fee.

ETH Exchange Balances Go Negative! 🚨 Is This the Bullish Plot Twist We Deserve? 🤯

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Crypto guru Cas Abbe dropped a report so shocking it could make a crypto bear weep tears of joy. 🎉 He claims this “negative flux” is bullish because investors are now hoarding ETH like it’s the last bag of chips at a party. “More coins are vanishing into private wallets than being deposited,” he said, which is basically the crypto version of a bank vault with a reverse door. 🚪

XRP’s Volume Plummets 66%: Whales or Woe? 🐳💸

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Yet, fret not! This may merely be the cosmic dance of weekend serenity, where traders vanish like ghosts at dawn. Still, the whales-those capricious leviathans of liquidity-have been stirring. They shuffle $140 million here, $700 million there, as if playing a game of hot potato with a side of existential dread. 🐳✨

Rate Cuts?! 😱 Buy Crypto NOW!

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And now? Now the U.S. jobs market is weaker than my Aunt Mildred after a bingo tournament. They’re saying TWO rate cuts in 2025?! Two! Can you believe it? It’s a financial fandango! 🕺

Crypto Drama Unfolds: WLFI’s Wild Ride and Grok’s Scam Alert!

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No sooner had WLFI made its grand entrance on September 1st, climbing to an all-time high of $0.46, than it was promptly yanked back down ⬇️ by a swarm of sellers. Allegedly, TRON founder Justin Sun, some insidious insiders, and a few whales took part in this aquatic assault, sending the token spiraling to a pitiful $0.16 by September 4th. Oh, the tragedy! 😢