Demons & Dollars: Crypto Wars in DC as DeFi Demons Defy Capitol Hill!
“Ah, yes,” chuckled one Democratic senator, channeling their inner bureaucratic demon, “these crypto anarchists are clearly Republican plants. After all, who else but GOP goblins would oppose mandatory know-your-customer rules in a sector built on pseudonymity?” Meanwhile, industry reps blinked like stunned owls, wondering if they’d accidentally wandered into a Marx Brothers film-or perhaps a particularly chaotic chapter of The Master and Margarita 🦉🔮








