Bitcoin Chic: How Metaplanet Just Bought the Dip-Then Dipped! 😱💸

Balance-sheet brag-sheet: Metaplanet now cradles 18,888 BTC worth a theoretical $1.94 billion-average price $102,653. They are, by their own lights, 12 % in the money, and still riding the Ferris wheel with merry abandon. The FT would call this “prudent diversification”; Twitter calls it a paid vacation for their graphics intern.

Ethereum Hits 4-Year High: Is the Bull Run Just Starting? 🐂🚀

Closing at $4,475 on August 13th, Ethereum showed us all that it’s still alive-and apparently thriving-after a long hiatus. The secret? Probably those Ethereum ETFs with their giant inflows, because nothing screams “bullish momentum” like a record-breaking $1.02 billion in one day. Who knew that money could find its way to ETH faster than a dog to a biscuit?

This Dutch Outfit Will Hoard 1% of ALL Bitcoin-Euronext Braces for the Madness! 🚀

Well, gentle reader, the short answer is, “Because everyone else is doing it and peer pressure works on corporations too.” Governments, institutions, corporations, and your auntie’s knitting club now collectively sit on >10 % of Bitcoin’s supply. Sensing the FOMO wave rising faster than the average Dutch levee, Amdax reckons Europe needs its own bumper-sticker-worthy HODL fund. “We’ve got clogs, tulips, cheese, and now-Bitcoin! Nice and balanced portfolio,” said absolutely nobody, but Amdax liked the idea anyway.

European Crypto Firm Amdax’s Bold Bet: Bitcoin Treasure on Euronext 🚀💰

Introducing AMBTS B.V.: a private little club with a tiny mission to hold 1% of all Bitcoin in existence. They’re raising funds in stages-think of it as the crypto version of a bake sale, only with a lot more digital dough. 🍪💸
This firm is basically the ‘hipster’ of crypto, operating solo, independent, and doing what most companies only dream of-holding a fistful of Bitcoin while pretending they don’t care.