Bitcoin’s 2-Year Expiration Date: Thanks, Quantum Computers! 🕒💥
The “Quantum Doom Clock” (because nothing says optimism like a countdown to financial apocalypse) bases this on “science.” It claims that in two years, four months, and two days, quantum processors will hit 1,673 logical qubits. That’s enough to turn Bitcoin’s encryption into the digital equivalent of a Post-it note sealed with a kiss. Elliptic curves? RSA? Just fancy math terms for “hope you like losing money.”





