😱 Nigel Farage Goes Full Crypto Cowboy! 😱
The maestro of Reform UK, sitting pretty with five seats in the Commons (because five is obviously the new one hundred), proclaimed they’d turn Britain into a Bitcoin bonanza. Cue the music for state-backed Bitcoin reserves and an applause section dedicated to cutting capital-gains taxes to a meager 10%. The “new” plan? Yada yada, it’s the same playbook that looks like it was left over from Trump’s poker game.




