XRP’s $10,000 Fairy Tale: Analysts Bicker as Dreams Meet Reality (With a Splash of Drama)
Celebrated analyst Mr. Pumpius-whose name alone inspires visions of inflatable fortunes-insists that XRP isn’t merely a ticket for zippy wire transfers. Oh no, dear friend. In his latest missive (scribbled, we presume, from atop a pile of monocles), he describes XRP as the linchpin of a “multi-trillion dollar upgrade” to global finance itself, complete with digital IDs and enough biometric jazz to make James Bond look like Winston Smith.






