In a move that’s left everyone wondering if the White House is about to moonlight as a cryptocurrency exchange, U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host Nayib Bukele, the president of El Salvador, next month. Because, you know, April showers bring Bitcoin powers 🌂️. The agenda? Shrouded in mystery, but speculation is running wild like a Salvadoran gang member trying to avoid deportation 🏃♂️.
It turns out, Trump’s invitation is the White House’s way of saying “thanks” to Bukele for, ahem, “accommodating” hundreds of alleged gang members deported from the U.S. You know, just a friendly gesture… with possible ulterior motives 🤷♂️.
I’ll be bringing several cans of Diet Coke. 🥤👍
— Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) March 28, 2025
For those playing catch-up, Bukele was a VIP guest at Trump’s inauguration bash, and Trump Jr. even crashed Bukele’s oath-taking ceremony in June 2024. Clearly, these two are thicker than thieves… or at least, thicker than a Bitcoin blockchain 📈.
A Match Made in Crypto Heaven? 🤝
Both Trump and Bukele are crypto’s dynamic duo, with Bitcoin being their shared first love ❤️. Trump wants the U.S. to be the Bitcoin capital of the world (because, why not? 🤷♂️), while Bukele’s obsession with BTC is only rivalled by his love for sharing his portfolio on social media 📱.
With both nations high on the Bitcoin reserve strategy, this meeting could be the catalyst for crypto becoming the next big thing in finance 🚀. Or, you know, it could just be a really long discussion about the merits of Diet Coke over regular Coke 🥤👀.
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2025-03-29 09:25