
In the dusty valley of Wall Street, where the sun beats down like a shareholder meeting and the earth cracks with every earnings report, Apple’s Tim Cook has thrown $2.94 million into the dirt-hoping it’ll sprout into something called “Nike stock.” A recent SEC filing reveals he planted 50,000 shares at $58.97, like a man betting his last water jug on a monsoon that might never come.
Cook’s not alone in this parched field. Paul Tudor Jones, that hedge-fund cowboy, has saddled up with call options covering over a million NKE shares, hedging with puts like a farmer dousing his barn while the hay’s on fire. Tudor’s 13F filing reads like a rodeo ticket: $71.63 million in calls, $9.811 million in puts, and 26,447 shares stashed like a secret stash of whiskey. “Bullish,” they call it. We call it playing poker with a deck missing half the cards. 🃏
Nike’s stock, once a proud stallion at $179.10, now trots along at $63.10, its Class B shares limping at $52.22. It’s the financial equivalent of a flat tire on a convertible. Yet here they stand, Cook and Tudor, two men with spades and spreadsheets, digging in the same dirt where others see craters. Maybe they’ve found gold. Or maybe they’re just good at pretending. 🤑
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2026-01-03 00:22