Oh, wondrous Max Keiser, a Bitcoin bard nonpareil, and counselor of crypto to the Salvadoran sovereign, hath taken to the X platform to foretell a grand Bitcoin prophecy!
In a missive most succinct, he hath named the entity most likely to be the first to hoard a million Bitcoin—a sum most colossal! This missive was penned after the magnanimous Michael Saylor declared yet another BTC treasure trove acquired this very day.
Keiser, in jest and jape, hath proclaimed that Strategy (once known as MicroStrategy, before the calendar’s turn) “shall soon enough be the lord of a million BTC!”
$MSTR will own 1M BTC soon enough. 🚀
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) March 24, 2025
As per the tweet of this morn, Saylor’s Strategy hath procured 6.991 Bitcoin for a sum that would make Croesus weep—$584.1 million! At a price per Bitcoin that would make a merchant’s eyes pop—$84,529!
With this latest acquisition, Strategy doth possess a hoard that would make Smaug envious—506,137 BTC, worth a sum that would buy a small kingdom: $33.7 billion!
Alas, the largest Bitcoin ETF, BlackRock’s IBIT, doth hold a slightly greater hoard of the world’s most coveted coin: 530,831 BTC. Yet, Strategy’s Bitcoin binge knoweth no bounds. A mere week past, it snatched up 130 BTC as if ’twere trinkets!
In other crypto news, the learned Robert Kiyosaki, a scribe of financial wisdom and the author of the tome “Rich Dad Poor Dad”, hath taken to the X platform to discourse on Bitcoin, the dread FOMO, and to make a prediction most bold!
Most of us have heard of FOMO: Fear Of Missing Out.
Yet…the main reason poor people remain poor is due to FOMM: Fear of Making Mistakes.
The biggest opportunity in history is here…BITCOIN has made easy for everyone become rich…..Yet most… 😱
— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) March 24, 2025
Kiyosaki hath introduced a term most cunning—FOMM, meaning “fear of making mistakes”, a nemesis to FOMO. He declareth that Bitcoin offereth “the grandest opportunity in history”, a chance for all to grow rich as Midas! Yet, he foreseeeth that many shall shrink from this chance, and when Bitcoin soareth to $200,000 this year, they shall bemoan its price as “too dear!”
Kiyosaki doth confess that among the sages he followeth on X, from whom he learneth the ways of wealth, are Saylor, Keiser, Mow, Wood, and Scaramucci—all Bitcoin maximalists of great repute. These wise ones, and the wondrous YouTube, offereth knowledge of Bitcoin and finance, free of charge and sans the burden of student loans!
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2025-03-24 18:39