😱SEC Chair Vote Shocker: Paul Atkins Inches Closer to Throne😱

In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned of fantasy novelists blush, Paul Atkins has managed to slither his way through the Senate Banking Committee’s gauntlet. 🐍

Democrats, in a show of solidarity that would make a flock of sheep envious, uniformly said “nope” to the nominee. 🐑

Now, Atkins faces the full Senate, where the suspense is about as thick as a politician’s promise on election day. 🤔

This former SEC commissioner, nominated in a race that was watched more closely than a hen over her eggs, is set to replace the outgoing Gary Gensler. 🐓

Gensler, having flown the coop on Jan. 20, has left the securities watchdog in the paws of Acting Chairman Mark Uyeda. 🐕

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2025-04-03 17:34