In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned of fantasy novelists blush, Paul Atkins has managed to slither his way through the Senate Banking Committee’s gauntlet. 🐍
Democrats, in a show of solidarity that would make a flock of sheep envious, uniformly said “nope” to the nominee. 🐑
Now, Atkins faces the full Senate, where the suspense is about as thick as a politician’s promise on election day. 🤔
This former SEC commissioner, nominated in a race that was watched more closely than a hen over her eggs, is set to replace the outgoing Gary Gensler. 🐓
Gensler, having flown the coop on Jan. 20, has left the securities watchdog in the paws of Acting Chairman Mark Uyeda. 🐕
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