🚀💰 Strategy’s Bitcoin Bonanza: 528k BTC & Counting! 💰🚀

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Michael Saylor’s Strategy has been on a bit of a shopping spree, and no, it’s not for a new collection of pointy hats. The company has just added a whopping 22,048 BTC to its digital treasure chest, boosting its total to a mind-boggling 528,185 BTC. And what did this little lot set them back? A mere $1.92 billion, or about the same as a small country’s GDP. 🤑

It seems Strategy, formerly known as MicroStrategy (before they realized the ‘Micro’ part was a bit of an undersell), has been busy bees, snapping up these shiny new bitcoins over a span of six days. From March 24 to March 30, they’ve been on a crypto gold rush, and they’re not even close to done.

$MSTR has acquired 22,048 BTC for ~$1.92 billion at ~$86,969 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 11.0% YTD 2025. As of 3/30/2025, @Strategy holds 528,185 $BTC acquired for ~$35.63 billion at ~$67,458 per bitcoin. $STRK $STRF

— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) March 31, 2025

But wait, there’s more! Despite the crypto market being as predictable as a drunkard’s walk, Strategy has managed to achieve a BTC Yield of 11% YTD. That’s right, they’re making money while the rest of us are trying to remember our own names after the latest Bitcoin rollercoaster ride. 🎢

And if you’re thinking this is just a one-time thing, think again. Strategy is on a mission to raise a cool $21 billion through its class A strike preferred stock, which is about as common as a yeti in a sauna. They’re not just in it for the fun; they’re playing the long game. Or at least, the game that involves a lot of zeros and not a small amount of bravery. 🦸‍♂️

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2025-03-31 15:48