Ripple CTO: “Weāre Not Selling XRP, Weāre Justā¦ Diversifying. Promise. š¤”
So, Rippleās CTO David Schwartz is like, “Hey, weāve got this whole diversified income thing now, so we donāt have to sell XRP to keep the lights on. Isnāt that cute?” š¤ Basically, theyāre trying to be the crypto version of a girl with a side hustle selling candles on Etsy. You know, just in case the whole blockchain thing doesnāt work out.
- Ripple and XRP. Schwartz is out here claiming new revenue streams will make them less desperate to dump XRP. Sure, Jan. š
In a recent social media post, Schwartz was all, āWhy would we feel more pressure to sell XRP if the price drops? Isnāt it obvious that other income sources would chill us out?ā Um, David, honey, weāve seen your balance sheet. Youāre basically a XRP vending machine at this point. š¹ļø
Ripple, the company thatās basically XRPās sugar daddy, has two main gigs: selling XRP like itās going out of style and peddling enterprise solutions like RippleNet. Because, you know, diversity is the spice of life. Or something.
- Rippleās revenues. Historically, XRP sales have been their bread and butter. Or should we say, their avocado toast? š„
The Financial Times once said Ripple wouldnāt be profitable without selling XRP. And Schwartz basically admitted XRP is their entire personality. So, yeah, this whole ādiversificationā thing? Weāll believe it when we see it. šæ
Robert Kiyosaki: “The Worldās Ending, Buy Bitcoin! (And Silver. And Probably Gold. And Maybe A Bunker.)” šš„
Our favorite doomscroller, Robert Kiyosaki, is back with another hot take: āThe biggest crash in history is here! Buy Bitcoin!ā Because nothing says āfinancial stabilityā like a guy who wrote a book about being rich telling you to panic-buy assets. š¤”
- Financial crisis. Kiyosakiās like the boy who cried wolf, but the wolf is AI and inflation and probably aliens. š½
In his latest post, Kiyosakiās all, āSilverās great, but Bitcoinās still in the mix!ā Because, you know, nothing says ādurable store of valueā like a currency that swings wilder than a telenovela plot. š¢
- Safe haven? Heās blaming AI disruption and macro signals for the apocalypse. Honestly, at this point, weāre just waiting for him to blame the weather. ā
Kiyosakiās been sounding the alarm for so long, weāre starting to think he just likes the attention. But hey, if heās right, weāll all be too busy bartering with Bitcoin to care. š
Shiba Inu: “Short Sellers, Meet The Burn Unit. š„š¶”
Shiba Inu decided to stop being a sad meme coin for a hot second and actually go up. SHIB holders are like, āWait, this thing can go up? Since when?ā š¤Æ
- Minor rebound. SHIB jumped 3.93% to $0.000007952. Which, letās be real, is still basically nothing. But hey, itās something! š
After four days of dropping like it owed someone money, SHIB did a 180. Short sellers were like, āWait, what?ā and got burned harder than a toast in a 90s sitcom. šš„
- Huge wipeout. $46,210 in short liquidations? Ouch. Thatās 5.8 billion SHIB tokens. Someoneās having a bad day. š¬
According to CoinGlass, open interest for SHIB jumped 5% to $78.57 million. So, yeah, people are still gambling on this dog. When will they learn? šāš¦ŗ
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